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The Media

It's time to bring up something that's been bothering free-thinkers, and thinking people of all ages, sizes, and beliefs.. the Media owns us. We who live in the year 2003 cannot think on our own, apparently, without the help of Barbara Walters, Rush Limbaugh, and The Osbournes. How do I know this? CNN told me so.

I have a hard time having a single discussion with anyone regarding politics. It's not that I'm opinionated...(HA!)... it's just that I keep finding that other people let me know what "they heard" instead of what they know. It's hard to take in a news story for less than a minute and expect to believe that you have been completely apprised of any candidates beliefs, voting history or morale ineptitude. But what do I know, I'm one of those morons who sits down at a candidates website, or at an open forum, and listens to the questions and responses so that I can form my own opinion. Wait, an opinion? The media certainly can't believe one of these can be held by us commonfolk.

Our news system is set up for the Comic Book reading generation. There are lots of pretty pictures, a pretty girl, and a dapper older man. A weatherman must provide comic relief from those nasty stories about war, and diseases. Each story must be told in its entirety in less than a minute. And, at any given moment, corporate sponsorship should present itself.

Each story we are given on the national news must be the most important thing we have heard for that day, and must be told by a sincerely deep an dwell dignified person. From Canada. If it's told this way, then we must have the complete story.

We all know it's bull. For the last 18 months the United States economy has been diving deep into the land of Cousteau. Our medical systems are folding under the top heavy weight of HMO Administrators, and Insurance Company Malpractice insurance lawsuits. Teachers and nurses are in high demand, and the educational institutions are still pushing for high tech degrees. (Why? Because the news keeps putting out these statistical numbers that high -tech jobs are on the rise. Does anyone know who they've asked about this?) The Media has let us know for the last year that our only priorities should be the war efforts, and our new found disdain for all things Korean. I had no idea that I was required to be a bigot to be a good american, so it's good thing that CBS news let me know.

The point is, there is no way to get any news from the television, nor is there a way to get a scrap of news from these radio talk show talk-jocks. They let you know their own opinions, allow you to call in, and berate you for thinking any differently then they do. The liberal calls you a republican. The right winger calls you a liberal. I havfe no idea what Dr. Laura calls people, I couldn't get past ten minutes of her show without laughing at the hypocrisy of it all.

But the media lets us know what to where. If we don't the Joan Rivers will berate us. The media tells us what music we like. If we like something different, we shouldn't expect to see it on MTV. If we start to enjoy a television show, we should expect it to be cancelled because it's not meeting the right demographic numbers, or pulling an audience away from Friends. Oh,and lest we forget, we are required to know all of the members of the 700 Club by name so that when they run for elected offices, we can decide to go with god.

During the last year, I was stymied on dozens of occassions at the lack of information coming from the newsdesks of the American Press Corps on television. I was far more informed by watching international news sources. It used to be that you'd get a complete story from sources such as the New York Times, or even the local daily printed news. But even now, that seems to be gone the way of the advertisers first. It's as if the reporters of today are no longer interested in questioning anyone's motives. They accept press releases as gospel, spit them out, and then go to the subscription newsfeed provided by CNN.

Why don't these people question our president's motives? Why do these people spend more time debating the rights of free speech for a senator than the right of truth for the readers of their stories? Why? It's easy, the World NewsWeekly sold more copies than the New York Times last year. More people bought copies of the National Enquirer than Newsweek for three of four quarters last year. Will we ever lose that Jon Benet story? Of course not, she wasn't an african-american little girl..she was rich..like those soap opera people. Why can't we get a news story anymore?

We don't spend money on it anymore. Imagine that. If we started putting cash into Utne, The Nation, or other readers of our choosing, we may see a change. Suddenly it will be a smart cash flow move to put time and money into investigave journalism. In the meantime, we have the internet. Drudgery aside, it's the only way to at least get part of the answers to the questions we have. I was about to go read Newsweek, but I'm really not ready to hear about Britney Spears new year's resolutions. Are you?

Next time... let's chat about the religions, shall we??